Suck a fuckin dick. Bill Burr: Snl Monologue (2020) – Transcript November 5, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the "woke" white women. They’re literally running out of people to cancel. Does it really have to come to this? Thank you. I’ll probably get canceled for doing that joke. #SNL — Lori (@LoriAndJava) October 11, 2020 Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. Just keep making the cookies.” Yeah. 2 to the back of the head. I hope you go 0-15. I hope that happens to you. What’s that sir? You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. Go fuck yourselves. That aint’ gonna work. Have a good night. You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. “My life is so hard. You got a fuckin ping pong team? Grandma! From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. “Did you hear what he said in that interview in Playboy in 1970? I like people who wear masks. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. It’s great. I don’t know how they did it. What’s with all these people here?” And he was just like, “Oh, no, no. FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. That’s good. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Bunch of goddamn pansies. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. SNL's Bill Burr / Jack White Monologue | Saturday Night Live SNL's Today 10/10/2020 Ploughing ahead. That’s a little long, don’t you think? Two guys kissing. But let’s go back in history here, okay? Thank you so much. NEW! I wanna thank you guys for having me. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. Who’s he your dad or something? We lost our edge there for a minute. Yeah, had a great time. No one gives a shit. You have a soccer team? I had a great time with Judd Apatow, Pete Davidson and all the guys. How stupid is that cancel thing? The nerve… where’s the camera at? [applause] Thank you. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. Bill Burr's opening monologue on 'SNL' draws praise, backlash on social media Burr’s opening monologue tackled everything from anti-maskers to cancel culture, from wokeness to … However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. Bunch of pussies. Fun isn’t it. Bill Burr didn't hold back in his controversial opening " Saturday Night Live " monologue. No votes so far! You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. Alright listen I’m out of time. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. [He looks around for the camera, then he’s pointing at the camera.] Go back to the dock and unload some shit. What’s that sir? Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. I’m fuckin standing here. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. Suck a dick. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. Bill Burr had an amazing monologue on "Saturday Night Live." He ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne and woke white women. I was shooting a movie. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. I just blow all your fuckin brains out. That’s all I got left. I don’t know. It aint’ ever happening. Go fuck yourselves. Wow, thank you. Just one after another. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! It’s literally a dream come true. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. I should get fucking paid right now people. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. Original air date: October 10, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white 7 Mother fucking minutes left. You won one fucking world series since 1880. For a group of people that were never enslaved? Fucking Rocky is your hero. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. “Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. Your email address will not be published. Bill Burr's "SNL" opening monologue received mixed reactions, but the comedian's fans were already prepared for his blunt comedic style. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. Bill Burr's SNL monologue was funny and appropriate. Just listened to Bill Burr's opening monologue on SNL, then checked the Bill Burr hashtag on Twitter. New York is back, baby. That I really feel great. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. And it was about that for about 8 seconds. I have been doing stand-up forever. Keep listening to them. Makes me feel comfortable that you’re wearing masks. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. Comedian Bill Burr hosted Saturday Night Live last night (with Jack White filling in as musical guest after that country nobody Morgan Wallen was dropped for acting a COVID fool), and his opening monologue gave some a case of the cringes and others a case of of the slow claps. Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. Fucking assholes. Bill Burr Plows Ahead in SNL Monologue Charu Sinha 10/11 /2020 FDA promises no corners were cut in the quick OK of 1st U.S. COVID-19 vaccine Virgin Galactic aborts test in … Bill Burr Tackles Cancel Culture For His ‘SNL’ Debut, While ‘The Fly’ Has Jim I’ve never heard so much complaining in my life from white women. The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. Yeah, the audience isn't full of Bill Burr fans like a normal show he would do. Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript, Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest (2015) – Transcript, Kevin Hart: Zero F**ks Given (2020) – Transcript, Sam Morril: I Got This (2020) – Transcript. Weekend Update: Brett Kavanaugh and Dr. Ford Testify: Season 44 Episode 1, Weekend Update on the Government Shutdown, SNL Transcripts: Tom Brady: 04/16/05: Tom Brady’s Falafel City, SNL Transcripts: Chris Pratt: 09/27/14: NFL on CBS. This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. Listen. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. They get 28 days of overcast weather. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. Yes. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. There’s gay black people, they can celebrate from June 1st, July 31st, 61 days of celebrating. bill burr : white women, stop acting like white supremacy and racism and oppression is only something yt men benefit from , you are also complicit and have also benefitted yt women and some people on this forum : he's hurting my feelings , he's wrong I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. Didn’t have that when I was a kid. Huh. Look at this. That’s a fucking record. 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. And I was getting all claustrophobic. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. Yes. Your accomplishments over the last few years. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 Me listening to Bill Burr again, let me say this, there's absolutely no need to call white women bitches, because I rock with at least 47% of white women. BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. What do you want me to talk about. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. All of you. You guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity, you rolled around in the blood money and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a black dude, if you got caught you said it wasn’t consensual. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. Alright? Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. Alright, that’s all my time. Thank you. Read the transcript of Bill Burr stand-up monologue at the Saturday Night Live in October 2020. How did they get all the June? I don’t. It’s a dream come true. 52 fuckin hours into a show. And then if you don’t wear a mask, that doesn’t bug me either. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. With my SUV in my heated seats. This doesn’t change anything. Ploughing ahead, let’s talk white women here. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. This gotta be fucking ridiculous. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. Actor Bill Burr has been slammed after giving a controversial Saturday Night Live opening monologue, in which he took on topics including cancel culture. Yeah. It's 2020. That’s what I do. [boos] Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny #SNL Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. You don’t bring up race or religion with your grandparents. And I hadn’t been here for like, 13 years and I immediately noticed how extra crowded this city was. You fuckin jackasses. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. It had to happen. You fucking assholes. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. The Netflix star referred to white women as his “bitches” while claiming … It’s like, god did that 40 years ago. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. It's 2020. I don’t know. By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. It’s about you. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. I don’t know. So, thank you so much for coming out during these difficult times. That felt great. You’re listening to the egg heads, the people who we all cheated off of in high school, right? That’s what you did. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? I broke the mic stand. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. Lol. So, why don’t you shut up, sit down next to me and take your talking to. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. Would love your thoughts, please comment. It's 2020. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. And this has always been a life long dream of mine to come here and host Saturday Night Live. You can’t see shit. Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his … Saturday marked his first time hosting SNL, and it's fair to say it's divided opinion. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. I gotta tell you, the way white women somehow hijacked the ‘woke’ movement, generals around the world should be analyzing this. I SAID SUCK A DICK. The universe has to balance itself. Can you believe that?” It’s like, “Yeah. Yeah! 0% body fat. All of you mother fuckers. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. City started looking like a giant Bed Bath & Beyond, and then bam! Comedy is not for you. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. I am so excited to be here. View all posts by Don Roy King. I’m like, “Some people not using safe sex and making all these babies?” So, I finally walked up to this old New York door guy and I was just like, “Dude, what’s going on? Required fields are marked *. Like, “Why is it so crowded?” “It’s gay pride month.” “Oh! Take out your weak cousin with the asthma. Thank you very much. Oh!” I didn’t know that. And then somehow white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line. I don’t care. Shall we? Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his first “Saturday Night Live’’ monologue. Also wtf is he talking about white women? I hate this fuckin city. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. It’s June. The reaction to what he said undergirds white supremacy. Because a … All rights reserved. You people are on goddamn acid. Suck a dick. into a fuckin show. I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? 1 month ago I heard some rumblings that this was some ghastly meltdown or highly controversial. You bunch of faggots. They’re all up in arms. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. Thank you. I guess my grandparents were older. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. He said things that we avoid talking about in … Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. Be the first to rate this post. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. Give them the sun for 31 days. I have a little fuckin cane now. It’s gonna be amazing. Bunch of fucking losers. You know? Bill Burr is exactly the comic we DON‘T NEED RIGHT NOW. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny It's 2020. What else what else. Don’t worry. You keep it simple. Dave Chappelle. Oh suck a dick. You bunch of fuckin cocks. New York is back. Just to refresh your memory, the ‘woke’ movement was supposed to be about people of color not getting opportunities, things that they deserve, finally making that happen. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. … That’s great. I got 4 minutes left. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. 7 MINUTES left. White women, you’re amazing. There’s too many people. Please stick around, we’ll be right back. Do they even fuckin exist anymore? All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white women.Saturday Night Live. It had to happen. He’s not here. Take out your grandparents. That’s what I learned. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Goddamn lawn seats. So anyways back to the joke. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. I got your mothers. That fuckin pussy team. everything’s just pressed up, you can’t see anything. What do you think about that? When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. What’s that? Booing Dom Irerra. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. It's 2020. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. I’m like, “What’s going on? The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. Amazing. Fuck all of you. Oh, Ricky took one in the chops. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. The Flyers. And then somebody gives you that little nugget of information that just pulls it back? “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. Bill Burr came for Pride Month in his opening monologue for Saturday Night Live. And Twitter took the bait. These are equator people. What do you have to say sir? Stops you from reproducing. Wearing a grey face covering, the 52-year-old comedian hosted the second episode of … Viewers may know Burr for playing Patrick Kuby in Breaking Bad, although he has also fronted comedy podcast The Monday Morning Podcast since 2007. Someone tell him calling women 'bitches' isn't funny,” wrote one commenter on Twitter. We got a great show for you guys everybody. So, I haven’t been in New York for about a year. Comedian Bill Burr has come under fire for his monologue on Saturday Night Live this week. #billburr #snl Bill Burr scores valid points on canceling the crop while trying to cancel ALL IN SIGHT. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. Anyway, I don’t know. Huh? You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. Right? Does it really have to come to this people? One said, “The outrage over bill burr’s SNL monologue just proves that y’alls sense of humor is officially extinct in 2020.” One critiqued, “Bill Burr was the absolute worst monologue ever - I turned off the @nbcsnl show. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. 2 MINUTES LEFT. That’s what you did. They’re going after dead people now. You have no idea what it’s like to be me.” Trashing white guys. I still fuckin hate you people. You are this high above New Orleans. The month of June is gay pride month. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. Everybody’s shivering. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. Is this what you want? Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. And speaking of dreams come true, did you see Rick Moranis got sucker punched on the Upper West side? That’s what happens when you stick in M&M’s store at Time Square. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. What do you want? Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. Thank you. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. Get the peep show back in Time Square, old people can walk safely 40 blocks away. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. Dude, black people were actually enslaved, they get February. I got one first. [Bill Burr walks in and to the stage] [cheers and applause] Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. He goes, “It’s gay pride month.”And I was just like, “Oh!” Dude, you know when you’re just like, stuck in the matrix and you just can’t– [keeping his palm very close to his face.] © 2020 Scraps from the Loft. I was here last year. I do 3 minutes. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 Burr ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne, white women hijacking the “woke movement,” gay pride month in New York and much more. Fucking goddamn losers. Nobody wants to go on the parade. Let’s talk white women. Bunch of racist fucking morons. Say it. - LinkedIn That’s what these people sounded like.” You never talk to your grandparents and brought up the wrong subject? Sun goes down at 4 in the afternoon. Sam Morril compares wearing a condom to doing volunteer work, wonders if murderers critique each other’s work and recalls befriending a vigilante in Cleveland. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. Comedian Bill Burr's SNL monologue addressed everything from coronavirus and being 'woke' to gay pride and cancel culture, noting he'd probably be 'canceled' after his opening jokes. I really the title as “Bill Barr” and I was like wtf is he on SNL? City of Brotherly Love. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Tank tops! Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Bill Burr [Starts with SNL monologue intro] [Cut to SNL stage] [Band is playing music] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. Here's why. Ah! CLEARLY it was the first Bill Burr experience for some people. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. If you’re that dumb and you wanna kill your own family members, by all means, do it. They’re trying to cancel John Wayne. Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. Play the fucking records. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. In his second comedy special for EPIX, Craig Ferguson puts his sometimes cheeky, always irreverent spin on universal topics from sex and drugs to rock & roll-including his hilarious experiences with Mick Jagger and Kenny G. Kevin Hart serves up laughs and brick oven pizza from the comfort of his home, and dishes on male group chats, sex after 40 and life with COVID-19. Sir why are you screaming? Listen, I don’t want to speak ill of my bitches here, okay? The nerve of you white women. I really hope that happens. Then come up with jokes designed to prove that point. How about you hook them up with July? I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. That’s the first time I said cunt. Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. Bunch of fucking losers. Maybe you’ll win another one. Rainbow flags. I never heard of it, right? 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